1 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:53,840 And him? 2 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,970 No, he's abroad. 3 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:04,600 - And him? - He can't. 4 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:09,480 - He's in the hotel. - It comes out in seven years. 5 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:15,490 Sin! It was perfect. 6 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,990 And this other one? 7 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:30,340 - You can't, he's a convicted felon. - But don't talk bullshit! 8 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:32,960 The fact that he is a convicted felon it's not a problem. 9 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,130 The problem if anything is that he is dead. 10 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:38,640 A gentleman! 11 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:41,260 Stop everyone! 12 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:44,640 Gentlemen, I found it. 13 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:50,770 Here it is... perfect. 14 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:53,030 < Perfect. 15 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,780 It's him. 16 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:29,390 - Oh, full of horns! - Oh, full of shit! 17 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,810 But... 18 00:02:33,940 --> 00:02:37,030 She is "Thing". What, he's Pino. 19 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:40,450 - Pino, this is Cosa. - Nice to meet you, Pino. 20 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:43,830 Who is this beautiful little girl? 21 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:46,580 What is your name? 22 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:52,080 - What is his name? - It's called Fre... Mer.. Sur... I don't remember! 23 00:02:52,210 --> 00:02:54,340 Oh well, go! 24 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:56,460 My brother, eh? 25 00:02:58,050 --> 00:03:03,100 You know what, he's Pino, known as "Lo Straniero" because he is from Puglia. 26 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:06,060 We've known each other for a long time. 27 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:09,980 - We shared the same cell. - The same room. 28 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:14,230 The same room for five years, day and night always together. 29 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,610 Let's go. 30 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:33,380 We are stopped. 31 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,130 Stop. 32 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:49,600 - What happened? - They shot each other while overtaking. 33 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,640 Ah, they shot themselves! I thought it was an accident. 34 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:55,270 Nothing serious. 35 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,990 - Waterfall? - There's no beer? 36 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:10,120 We even have champagne! 37 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,290 But the champagne, with balls or without balls? 38 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:18,750 - They still drink water. - Here they are provincials. 39 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,680 Let's go! You play too, Pino! 40 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:34,390 Play, Pino! Ring! 41 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:39,070 I love my country! Play, Pino! Ring! 42 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,410 Stop, Pinuzzo. 43 00:04:56,790 --> 00:05:01,710 What, this is my land, my territory. 44 00:05:07,930 --> 00:05:10,470 - Pino, take me home. - Immediately, Cetto. 45 00:05:43,630 --> 00:05:46,130 Cetto, you're back! 46 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:57,520 - Whore, slut! You bastard! - Dad! 47 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,520 Apple tree! 48 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,480 - Dad! - Apple tree! 49 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,110 Dad! Dad! 50 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:07,490 Facimu a tarantella? He's dark! Come here! 51 00:06:07,530 --> 00:06:12,280 You come! My purpo pruppiceddu! Melo Meluzzo! 52 00:06:12,370 --> 00:06:15,660 Enough now, Melo. Enough! 53 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:19,250 - Enough now! - You bastard! 54 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:23,380 Rather, what's wrong with your mother? Is she disturbed? 55 00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:25,010 It's a bit like this... 56 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:29,430 You too in four years you didn't even make a phone call! 57 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:32,680 I called once, it was busy. 58 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,180 - You bastard! - Have you seen who's here, Jackie? 59 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:40,560 - So Meluzzo, is everything okay? - Yes. - I'm glad to be back. 60 00:06:40,690 --> 00:06:43,190 I needed my family. 61 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:47,530 - Remember, family first. < Yes, dad. 62 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:50,570 Now take the little girl out and go play with the dog. 63 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:53,030 All right, pruppiceddu! 64 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:55,200 < Pine. 00:06:57,950 I missed my family so much. 66 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:02,710 I missed him so much that I had another one. 67 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:06,090 Carmen! 68 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:11,090 - Carmen! - You bastard! 69 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:14,050 Carmen, the coffee! Move! 70 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:29,110 - Just one? - If this she wants coffee, if she makes it. 71 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:31,740 00:07:36,490 It's not called anyway "This", but "What". 73 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:38,620 By the way, Carmen, let me introduce you to What... 74 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,620 ...What do I introduce you to Carmen. 75 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:44,000 Who is this Thing? 76 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,130 I don't want it! 77 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:49,510 I'm not a thing, My name is Isabela Pilar Dos Santos. 78 00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:52,590 No, your name is Thing. It's cleaner. 79 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,270 So much sugar, Carmen! 80 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:14,410 There's a lot of shit going on. Carmen and Cosa argue. 81 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:16,530 Pass me the bathrobe. 82 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:19,870 Maybe I didn't explain myself. 83 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:23,160 Those two down there they are getting full of blows. 84 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:25,290 Pino, Pino! 85 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,790 But it's normal! 86 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,300 There is debate in families. 87 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:33,800 Mine is a modern family, enlarged. 88 00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:39,560 How fashionable you are, Pino. 89 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,810 His name is Jackie. And what is your name? 90 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:48,520 Huh? 91 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,320 And your dad? 92 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,950 What is his name? 93 00:09:04,290 --> 00:09:05,960 Pine! 94 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,290 - Pino, don't get distracted. - Yes. 95 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,090 - How do you find me? - You are elegant as always. 96 00:09:14,170 --> 00:09:17,840 Who is beautiful is beautiful and whoever is more beautiful than you wears makeup! 97 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:21,100 Perfect! Let's go. 98 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,860 - What do we do? - Leave them alone. 99 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,620 Theirs will be a great friendship. Let's go! 100 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:46,830 Whore! 101 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,380 Wait. 102 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:54,130 Let's go. 103 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:10,360 Cetto, how big you've gotten! 104 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:15,150 - You eat well in South America, huh? 00:10:18,400 - Four years away from your land. - For what then? 106 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:22,280 Fraudulent bankruptcy, false invoicing, money laundering... 107 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:24,370 < All bullshit! 108 00:10:24,410 --> 00:10:28,670 - But he didn't even steal something to someone! - Enough. 109 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:30,920 Eh, damn! 110 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:36,670 - Hey, look who's here! - And how are you? Everything OK? 111 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:40,890 The disability pension does it always get to you? 112 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:42,680 Always precise, every month. 113 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,560 Thanks to you, Cetto. I will be eternally grateful to you. 114 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,270 Do you always limp on command? 115 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:52,940 What a mess! 116 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:55,570 < I'm going to play tennis. - HI! 117 00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:57,190 HI! 118 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,200 Eh, cuckold! 119 00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:05,330 They are beautiful areas, almost virgins. 120 00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:10,580 But over there Is communism always there? 121 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,330 Once upon a time, now it is becoming extinct. 122 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:16,090 More than anything there is more. 123 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:19,550 Pilu as far as the eye can see. 124 00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:22,220 Pilu from coast to coast, from dawn to dusk. 125 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:23,470 Pilu for lunch and dinner. 126 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,850 Imagine a large continent ten times the size of Italy but without the steppes. 127 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:28,980 Only more. 128 00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:33,060 Containers full of pilu. 129 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:37,730 Ferry ships full of pilu. 130 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,820 In oil tankers there is no oil, but there is more. 131 00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:46,620 Ten year old children are like this... 132 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:50,500 ...and of course with all your energy what's up bamba, sorry! 133 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:51,710 U pilu is u pilu! 134 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:55,250 There is more powder, there is no powdered milk. 135 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,270 - Welcome back, doctor. - Welcome back. 136 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,900 So, accountant? 137 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:23,990 Do you see, Mr. Cetto? The village it's pretty much how he left it. 138 00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:29,240 We are doing the expansion, further ahead there are four houses. 139 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,410 < The only problem they are doing it in the Municipality. 140 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,670 What problem? 141 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:40,300 They discovered that the village it is built on an ancient city. 142 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:43,510 - Etruscan? - So what? Is it prohibited? 143 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:45,430 It would be prohibited. 144 00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:49,890 Instead of thanking us that from a city we made the old one new again! 145 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:52,180 - What cuckolds! - Every day they invent one. 146 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:56,020 The village is illegal, the facilities the permits are not up to standard... 147 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:59,820 - They won't let you work! - 00:13:12,580 - Talk strange. - He's English. 149 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,330 Bad people. 150 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,080 Go. 151 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:20,590 Mister, listen to me. Go home, dammit! 152 00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:22,670 Shoo! Go, go! 153 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,430 - What's that? - A sewer. 154 00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:31,310 Unloads overboard, everything is fine. 155 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:33,600 Ah, well... it goes down to the sea. 156 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,850 Then everything is fine. 157 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:43,360 Cetto, I have to tell you. 158 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,240 In these four years many things have changed. 159 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:50,870 Here it has come to be said... 160 00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:53,700 ...de - mo - li - zi - oni. 161 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,710 And a dog died. 162 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 - They always say it. < This time they have the excuse. 163 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,500 They say they want to build an archaeological park. 164 00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:04,340 An Etruscan thing. 165 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:07,880 Yes, an Etruscan building... It wasn't understood well. 166 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:10,600 They also say that the buildings they are all abusive. 167 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:15,140 Yes, well, surveyor, illegal... As an excuse it doesn't hold up! 168 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,890 - Abusive. - Oh well... 169 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:28,910 Dear Lieutenant Cavallaro! Lady! And this little wolf? 170 00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:32,240 The Whatever! For the series "sometimes they come back". 171 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,490 - Yes! - Four years pass quickly. 172 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:38,660 - I find it good. - Never been better. 173 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:41,170 Like a crossword horizontal and vertical. 174 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:44,050 But above all horizontal. 175 00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:47,510 - The usual gentleman. - Nice, right? Do you like it? 176 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:52,050 - Yes, even too beautiful. - Look. 177 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:56,680 From here you can see the sea well, in fact I would say too well. 178 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:01,060 - We almost have our feet in the water. - Watch out for the biting crabs! 179 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:10,280 - Of course it's all paid for. - I prefer to pay myself. 180 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,780 That will be for another time. 181 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:15,450 Can you give me a tax receipt? 182 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,220 The receipt? 183 00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:38,930 It's no problem, Carmen. 184 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:51,450 00:16:02,710 < The discount, huh? 186 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,330 Do not bother. 187 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:08,460 - A big discount! - Make the price as it is. 188 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:13,220 Five euros. 189 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:23,770 You mean to tell me that in four years have we earned this misery? 190 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,110 We're not joking, come on! 191 00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:31,900 - We had many difficulties. - What difficulties? - The crisis... 192 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,400 ...taxes... 193 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:36,740 Never mention it again that word in my presence. 194 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:41,620 - What taxes? - I have to declare a few thousand euros... 195 00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,790 ...so as not to arouse suspicion. 196 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:49,050 Believe me, a little tax we have to pay them. 197 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:51,920 But what's happening? 198 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:55,680 One is four years away and have you all lost your mind? 199 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:59,430 Accountant, how many times do I have to tell you that taxes are like drugs? 200 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,270 If you pay them once, it ends up making you want to. 201 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:06,150 Taxes are not paid! Damn damn! 202 00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:08,770 00:17:14,780 Here they arrived to arrest a gentleman, a gentleman... 204 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:18,530 ...just because he shot his neighbor... 205 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:23,540 ...without wondering if this is close he's a scoundrel. - Truly? 206 00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:29,290 - And how is this possible? - I'll tell you something else. 207 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,710 They seized some lands of dearest friends... 208 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,970 ...and they gave them to the priests. 00:17:38,930 Crazy things... 210 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,970 It's anarchy! 211 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,850 < And that's not all. 212 00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:46,190 Now they are investigating on properties built without permits. 213 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:49,980 Your village, the pizzeria and everything else are not safe. 214 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:53,860 These stick to everything, they have no shame! 215 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:58,450 But who are these? I want name, surname and nickname. 216 00:17:58,490 --> 00:18:03,120 Police, carabinieri, finance, Fine Arts... all of them! 217 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,250 And obviously Cavallaro. 218 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:08,500 < The lieutenant sticks his nose everywhere. 219 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:11,460 He goes by saying that this time it will go all the way. 220 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:17,260 May it go all the way, so the fish eat it. 221 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,010 He's not alone. 222 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:23,390 Do you remember De Santis, the teacher? 223 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:28,890 - The man who respects the rules and all that bullshit. - I remember it. 224 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:31,110 De Santis wants to get into politics. 225 00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:33,770 He is running for mayor. 226 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:37,110 - And he can do it. - Okay, go... 227 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,530 He is a man without shame. 228 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:45,660 He took sides completely on the side of the law. 229 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,790 Support the law? 230 00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:53,170 - Is this legal? - Apparently so. 231 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,880 - And if he becomes mayor? - The country is at risk of legality. 232 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,680 00:19:04,060 We thought about it for a long time. 234 00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:08,310 - We have come to a conclusion. - What would that be? 235 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,060 You. 236 00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:14,150 You must be our mayor. 237 00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:16,320 Am I mayor? 238 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,940 Yes. 239 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:19,650 So you say? 240 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:22,320 Yes. 241 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:31,040 I'm going out, I need to think. 242 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,580 Yes. 243 00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,170 Yes. 244 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:11,870 - Have you thought about it? - Three times, but I'm still not convinced. 245 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,460 Let's go for a ride, I'll drive. 246 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,720 But fuck you! 247 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:33,020 Enough! 248 00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:39,650 I created this from nothing, from nothing. 249 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:44,740 - Before there were only trees, maritime pines. - Mediterranean scrub. 250 00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,370 Weeds, dunes. 251 00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:51,160 - And these guys just want me remove all this. - Cuckolds! 252 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:53,370 Caini! Phew! 253 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,920 It's a windy day. Sorry, Pino. 254 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,510 And do you know what it was here? Only old stones, graves... 255 00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:06,430 ...amphorae, helmets, shields, columns, in short, rubble. 256 00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:08,390 I cleaned it up. 257 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:11,310 - All my stuff. - All your stuff. 258 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,060 Without a doubt. 259 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:19,060 Whore! Slut! 260 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:24,200 < You bastard! - Ssh, he's a delicate sleeper. 261 00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:34,710 Whore! Slut! You bastard! 262 00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:38,830 Carmen, how old fashioned you are. Stop it! 263 00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:01,860 - The total... - Let's check again. 264 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,990 I decided: give it to Cetto what is from Cetto. 265 00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:08,490 I accept. 266 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,370 I go into politics, I'm running for mayor. 267 00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:17,750 Ole! 268 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,750 - Well done, Cetto! - Mayor! 269 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:27,010 We will win, all it takes is a little effort and above all lots of stuffed envelopes. 270 00:22:27,090 --> 00:22:29,970 - We knew it! - We're ready, Cetto. 271 00:22:30,010 --> 00:22:35,470 - Cetto, that's the house of your opponent. - Well. 272 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:40,520 What do you say? We give it to him the good news for De Santis? 273 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,360 We send him a message. 274 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,150 Ah. 275 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:48,530 - Then chase me away? - And chase away. 276 00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:58,040 The message reached him. 277 00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,500 Damn damn! 278 00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:04,800 Best wishes, De Santis! 279 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,050 Sons of bitches! 280 00:23:30,150 --> 00:23:32,200 Hello, De Santis. 281 00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:35,080 Did you know? 282 00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:40,830 - I entered politics, you know? - I noticed it. 283 00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:47,300 You've had it for many years the machine? 284 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,550 This is the year of smoked glass. 285 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,680 Hello, De Santis. 286 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,560 - HI. - HI! 287 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,730 Better than New Year's Eve. 288 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:21,210 The barbecue is ready! 289 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,630 Here it is! 290 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:30,260 The sausage is spicy, but the nduja is deplorable. 291 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:32,760 The future is Cetto! 292 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,640 The future is in Cetto! 293 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,470 - How are you? - I'm fine, Cetto. 294 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,640 - I always have a fixed thought. - I always have that too. 295 00:24:43,730 --> 00:24:47,020 - We're not cousins ​​at all. - But not that, Cetto. 296 00:24:47,150 --> 00:24:49,610 My son is still without a job. 297 00:24:49,650 --> 00:24:55,610 - Just think, he graduated from DAMS. - French stuff, "dams and messieurs"! 298 00:24:55,660 --> 00:25:00,160 As soon as they elect me, I make him consul bad luck waiter. 299 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:03,750 I would love to meet up. 300 00:25:03,790 --> 00:25:06,670 Speech! Speech! 301 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:09,550 Speech! Speech! 302 00:25:09,670 --> 00:25:11,760 - Speech! - So... 303 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,680 Dear friends and close relatives... 304 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,800 ...I am applying to hug the cry of freedom that rises... 305 00:25:18,890 --> 00:25:21,560 ...from the courtrooms to the prison cells... 306 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:26,770 ...of barbarous friends and unjustly defined as fugitives... 307 00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:30,190 ...forced to abandon your bed in the middle of the night. 308 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,320 < What a pain! How desperate! 309 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,450 It's time to say enough! 310 00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:41,080 < Gentlemen, I am applying in the name of values... 311 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,700 ...family first. 312 00:25:42,830 --> 00:25:46,290 I love family! 313 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:51,670 - Long live the family! - Hurray! 314 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:22,740 Enough is enough! 315 00:26:27,330 --> 00:26:30,830 Either she goes or I go! 316 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:35,380 You can't have two wives. 317 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:40,470 Carmen, what are you like! Nothing ever goes right for you! 318 00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:42,640 Everything is a problem. 319 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,390 What will two wives be like? 320 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:48,770 You can't have two cars, you can't have two motorbikes... 321 00:26:48,890 --> 00:26:52,150 ...you can't have two houses... - Two houses yes. 322 00:26:52,270 --> 00:26:53,900 In fact I'm going to the other one. 323 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:58,280 If we continue like this, we can't not even have two cousins. 324 00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:05,790 - I stayed for your son. - Yes, yes... 325 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,000 - Cetto... - Hmm? 326 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:20,550 Okay, but that little thing, nigger... is she your daughter? 327 00:27:22,050 --> 00:27:23,680 You know I love you. 328 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,810 In fact, this is why I tell you: It's none of your business. 329 00:27:27,810 --> 00:27:29,520 Oh, no? 330 00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:36,690 I'm ashamed in front of it to the whole country, to the family... 331 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,690 ...and it's not my business? 332 00:27:40,030 --> 00:27:42,200 It's real rubbish! 333 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:53,960 Mom, where are you going? 334 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,840 Change of scenery, I'm going to the countryside. 335 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:03,180 There's a rotten smell here. 336 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,680 - Is everything okay, love? - Yes, everything is fine. 337 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,440 Don't worry, go ahead. 338 00:28:14,810 --> 00:28:17,360 Dad, this is Laura. 339 00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:21,990 - Good evening, Mr. Whatever. - Good evening. 340 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:36,500 Was she your girlfriend? 341 00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:39,380 Yes, dad. 342 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:42,760 - Was she your girlfriend? - Yes, dad. 343 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:48,390 Melo, that girl is no good. She has no tits and has little ass. 344 00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:50,640 I looked at her carefully, you know. 345 00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:53,640 I have to talk to you. 346 00:28:53,770 --> 00:28:55,900 Follow me. 347 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,110 Listen, Melo... 348 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:03,030 ...soon I will be mayor... 349 00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:05,490 ...so by law you are deputy mayor. 350 00:29:07,490 --> 00:29:11,660 - There are some things to fix: you have to change. - I know. 351 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:16,630 I am missed and a fatherless son it can take a bad turn. 352 00:29:16,670 --> 00:29:18,790 But now I'm back. 353 00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:24,300 I saw you the other night on your motorbike, you had a helmet. 354 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,430 It's not good, Melo. I have a name in town. 355 00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:32,180 - I know, dad. - You are my pride. 356 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,890 I sacrificed myself, I'm committed to you. 357 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:39,060 - I taught you everything, did you forget? - No, dad. 358 00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:43,280 When you were 11, I gave you your first driving lessons. 359 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,450 When you were 12, what did I do? 360 00:29:46,570 --> 00:29:49,030 You taught me how to hit schoolmates. 361 00:29:49,070 --> 00:29:51,700 When you were 12, what did I do? 362 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,710 You taught me how to hit the classmates who didn't let me copy them. 363 00:29:54,830 --> 00:29:59,960 You don't have to wear a helmet, they might think you're shy. 364 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,340 You have to make yourself respected. 365 00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:07,840 If you give way at an intersection, they end up calling you rich. 366 00:30:07,970 --> 00:30:11,810 And as if that wasn't enough you fall on a girl without mints. 367 00:30:11,850 --> 00:30:14,310 - Where did I go wrong? 00:30:16,480 I'm the one who's wrong. 369 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,310 The electoral campaign starts in a few days. 370 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,940 You and me, let's have some fun, we talk, we think a lot. 371 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:27,450 Maybe we go hunting and fishing. 372 00:30:28,990 --> 00:30:30,990 - Yes. - Apple tree? 373 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,450 It was minless. 374 00:30:35,830 --> 00:30:38,080 The world has fallen, you know? 375 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,590 - Sorry, dad. < Flat! 376 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:44,250 What pain you have given me, Melo! 377 00:30:49,130 --> 00:30:51,140 Let's go. 378 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,270 Come on, come on! 379 00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:11,110 What is it? 380 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,620 I'm your father, Melo. I've seen you naked many times. 381 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:18,040 Let's not talk about her! 382 00:31:20,290 --> 00:31:22,540 - Force! - Yes, dad. 383 00:31:22,670 --> 00:31:24,800 Don't make me look bad. 384 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:30,680 Surprise her, she has to scream. 385 00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:38,930 - Apple tree... it's getting dark, huh? - Nothing, dad. 386 00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:42,520 - Maybe I don't have the right bait. - Yes, okay... yes. 387 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,940 - Yes, the right bait! - I'll take another one. 388 00:31:46,020 --> 00:31:47,900 All right. 389 00:31:53,070 --> 00:31:56,200 They took the bait, Melo! Come on! 390 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,420 How many fish! 391 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:16,180 - It's so cool here, I like it! - Shut up. 392 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,350 Yes, dad. 393 00:32:19,430 --> 00:32:21,480 Shut up, huh? 394 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,600 Stop. 395 00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:35,240 Jackie, look what we got! 396 00:32:36,490 --> 00:32:38,370 Jackie! 397 00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:41,200 Jackie! 398 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,460 My love, yes no jewelry, but let me talk to me... 399 00:32:53,510 --> 00:32:57,640 - Why is Meluzzo crying? - I shot the dog... 400 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,220 ...but this time I didn't do it on purpose. - He was very fond of him. 401 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:03,270 Better not to get attached. 402 00:33:03,390 --> 00:33:07,650 By the way I wanted to tell you something. 403 00:33:07,770 --> 00:33:11,530 - We were waiting for your return because... - Come on! 404 00:33:11,650 --> 00:33:14,150 Svetlana and I want to get married. 405 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,620 You and Svetlana? But are you sure? 406 00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:19,910 - Yes. - Yes, Cetto. 407 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,040 All right. 408 00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:25,790 Yes, next month. 409 00:33:26,670 --> 00:33:29,880 It would be a great honor for us. 410 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:35,630 - We'd love it if you would as a witness. - Witness? 411 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,050 What a bad word to say something so beautiful! 412 00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:42,520 Pino, this and more for you. 413 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,940 But now we need to concentrate on the election campaign. 414 00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:47,650 We start tomorrow morning. 415 00:33:47,690 --> 00:33:49,690 Where's Melo? 416 00:33:49,770 --> 00:33:53,320 < Melo! - The coffee. - Ah, yes! Thank you. 417 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,320 Meluzzo! 418 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,700 Propiceddu! 419 00:34:02,410 --> 00:34:07,040 You don't cry for the dog, you're hiding something from me. 420 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,210 No, it's for the dog. 421 00:34:09,330 --> 00:34:14,090 - I don't believe it. The school is everything okay? - Yes, as usual. 422 00:34:14,170 --> 00:34:18,840 - What are you doing now? The averages? - First year of surveyor. 423 00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:21,220 Already? Bravo! First surveyor. 424 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:25,850 - It's the third time, dad. - Don't cry, Melo. 425 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:30,480 The dog was ugly and strong, it didn't even bite. 426 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,730 You don't have to cry. 427 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:36,820 For example do you see this watch? 428 00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:39,360 It didn't work and I fixed it. 429 00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:43,240 Now it's no longer a clock, he is my cousin. 430 00:34:43,330 --> 00:34:46,200 In your opinion if he dies, am I sorry? 431 00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:50,830 - Yes, dad. - No, Melo! I don't give a damn! 432 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,750 I'll buy another one. 433 00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:59,630 Meluzzo, that's enough. 434 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:02,260 Now I'm just hungry. 435 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:21,280 The balloon for the little girl and a compliment to the mother. 436 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,240 - He knows she has a nice body as a councilor? - Thank you. 437 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,500 - Call me, I'll give you the number. - Let's go though, Cetto. 438 00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:32,540 - If we waste half an hour every minute, we finish the day after tomorrow. - You are right. 439 00:35:32,670 --> 00:35:34,290 We have to think big. 440 00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:39,050 But as a general rule, as a reference system... 441 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:43,180 ...as a preferential attitude you mind your own business. - That's right. 442 00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:44,640 Good morning, miss. 443 00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:51,810 I can't, there is a fire on Sila. 444 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:56,020 The fire is already indomitable, you make the trip for nothing. 445 00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:58,780 Do me a favor and go the distance. 446 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,700 I cannot. 447 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,580 Listen to me. 448 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:26,810 < Vote and get people to vote Cetto The Whatever! 449 00:36:26,850 --> 00:36:30,060 This is the petrol voucher offered by Cetto La Quale! 450 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:33,600 Get your fill of democracy: Your candidate puts in 10 euros. 451 00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:36,440 Vote for Cetto La Quale, your mayor. 452 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,610 Get your fill of democracy. 453 00:36:41,990 --> 00:36:46,240 Melo, look how male you are without helmet! 454 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:50,450 Hair in the wind is more sincere. Help me distribute the vouchers. 455 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,710 - After you. < radio: The word to candidate De Santis. 456 00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:57,380 Dear friends, in the next municipal elections... 457 00:36:57,460 --> 00:37:01,970 ...it seems he has decided to run a citizen known to the local news. 458 00:37:02,010 --> 00:37:08,140 - I would like to ask this candidate of questions. - Enough! 459 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:13,770 Mr. Whatever, Has being in hiding made it better? 460 00:37:13,890 --> 00:37:16,400 < Who are the shady figures? who do you frequent? 461 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:21,740 < The woman who accompanies her is she his concubine? - Enough now! 462 00:37:21,780 --> 00:37:24,280 I have two cousins that threaten secession. 463 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,240 Pino, call the printer. 464 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,530 - I have an answer in mind to give to De Santis. - Yes. 465 00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:32,870 - I don't want to forget this. - Ready? Is it the typography? 466 00:37:32,910 --> 00:37:36,000 - One moment. - I told you the text. - Yes. 467 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000 - De Santis. - De Santis. 468 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:08,910 Where is his program? 469 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:13,450 That's the ultimate problem, get a pizza. 470 00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:15,410 Eat the pizza. 471 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:18,460 He hasn't told us yet who wants to nominate. 472 00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:22,960 - They won't be the usual professionals of politics? - Not at all. 473 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,340 They are new and immaculate faces. 474 00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:30,300 I didn't want you to see it but I have the first draft list here. 475 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,600 I propose to you my dream team... 476 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,230 ...and that is... 477 00:38:35,350 --> 00:38:40,190 ...Apple The Whatever, Or Pruppo. 478 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,440 Except Whatever! 479 00:38:45,610 --> 00:38:47,950 Rosario The Whatever! 480 00:38:48,990 --> 00:38:52,990 Pino "The Stranger" acquired La Quale. 481 00:38:53,990 --> 00:38:56,120 Thank you! 482 00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:03,500 - Then Rocco The Whatever! - Rocco La Quale is in prison! 483 00:39:03,630 --> 00:39:09,260 He'll be out in two weeks, he's clean. 484 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:15,270 - Take a pizza. - But they are all his relatives. 485 00:39:15,350 --> 00:39:17,770 And they are all men. 486 00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:22,520 This is not the case in the South Should women also enter politics? 487 00:39:22,650 --> 00:39:26,400 In my political vision often cutting edge... 488 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:29,780 ...it's not women who must enter politics... 489 00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:33,030 ...but it's politics that must enter women. 490 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,780 The applause didn't start but I deserve it. 491 00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:36,910 Damn, damn! 492 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,040 I hadn't heard that. 493 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,920 More and more people live below the survival threshold. 494 00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:49,300 - How sad! < There are elderly... 495 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:52,760 ...historically unemployed, immigrants. 496 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:57,390 What will Mayor La Quale do? for the poor and needy? 497 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,690 The poor and needy... 498 00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:06,270 I hadn't thought of that! It happens! 499 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:10,400 A round of applause for the new advance! 500 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:15,580 It happens... the poor and needy. It happens and will happen again! 501 00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:24,210 - We make it a world heritage site. - It can happen. 502 00:40:24,330 --> 00:40:26,840 The eighth wonder! 503 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,170 Bravo! Bravo! 504 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:36,600 - We know each other. I'm Martino Calogero, by Tele di Sopra. - Hello, Calogero. 505 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:40,980 You only nominated relatives, whether male or female. 506 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:46,230 Wouldn't it be better to open up to civil society? Thank you. 507 00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:50,860 Civil society! 508 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:55,870 The first beautiful and right idea what I heard! Bravo! 509 00:40:55,950 --> 00:41:00,240 Civil society, precisely. Now I'll write it down! 510 00:41:00,330 --> 00:41:04,870 Civil society! Take a bath! 511 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,630 Take a bath! 512 00:41:14,010 --> 00:41:18,010 But what does it mean? I don't understand! 513 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:20,600 But no, love... no! 514 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,600 00:41:27,520 That's not the problem. 516 00:41:27,650 --> 00:41:33,530 It's just that my dad is old fashioned. 517 00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:37,120 He believes a lot in values. 518 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,280 - Ndu culu civil society! - Ndu culu! 519 00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:44,160 I saw how he looked at me. Come on, what did he tell you? 520 00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:46,420 < Nothing, love. - Come on, tell me. 521 00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:49,130 Maybe we are too young. 522 00:41:49,170 --> 00:41:52,380 You'll see that over time you will understand it too. 523 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,440 < "The political proposal of the list Whatever is inconsistent." 524 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,820 "The programmatic lines are missing." 525 00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:15,900 "There is no sign of a plan economic structured to rob..." 526 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:19,950 - Surveyor... tidy up! - Shelve, shelve! 527 00:42:20,030 --> 00:42:22,950 "..Sweeping away the disturbing debt chasm." 528 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,160 And what two cousins, but what are they talking about? 529 00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:31,460 "It is not clear how the candidate intends to deal with emergencies..." 530 00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:34,960 "..and the evils of this earth..." - Atavistic! - Atavistic. 531 00:42:35,050 --> 00:42:39,720 "..Surrounded by a crowd of friends and relatives, inadequate people..." 532 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,060 "..to the public administration." 533 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:44,720 - Pino, do you understand? - No. - Perfect! 534 00:42:44,850 --> 00:42:46,430 Pino is the average voter. 535 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,060 If you don't understand anything, no one will understand anything. 536 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:54,820 - Let's move on. - Sorry Cetto, with all the respect I give you... 537 00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:56,940 ...the problem is not Pino. 538 00:42:56,990 --> 00:43:00,950 - The news that arrives they are not good. - I read. 539 00:43:00,990 --> 00:43:03,700 The polls are all negative. 540 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:08,500 - Polls are fine... < The accountant is right. 541 00:43:08,580 --> 00:43:12,630 We have to react, we can't stay with your hands folded. 542 00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:17,130 Listen to your friends: an expert is needed here. 543 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,510 - Oh well... - We found one. 544 00:43:20,590 --> 00:43:24,890 - No experts, let's carry on like this. - At least think about it! 545 00:43:25,010 --> 00:43:29,020 This is number one. When it happens something big, he's always there. 546 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:33,900 For one thing, when Gorbachev he was still thinking about the Berlin Wall: 547 00:43:33,980 --> 00:43:36,980 "Should we throw it away? Don't we throw it away? Maybe we'll renovate it." 548 00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:41,780 He stood there with the pickaxe in his hand who took a pickaxe. A great man! 549 00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:43,780 Then he is a relative of my cousin. 550 00:43:43,870 --> 00:43:48,040 - Do I have to tell you anything else? - Absolutely. - Cetto, he's a great man. 551 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:53,170 - It's expensive... - True. - Because everything has a cost. 552 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:55,670 Puru u pilu! 553 00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:58,420 Puru u pilu! 554 00:44:01,510 --> 00:44:02,930 All right. 555 00:44:04,050 --> 00:44:08,180 - And don't screw the journalists! - Caini! Phew! 556 00:44:08,930 --> 00:44:10,020 Eh! 557 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,160 - Rosaria! - Francesca! 558 00:44:27,830 --> 00:44:31,290 You won't regret it, It's the best there is. 559 00:44:31,330 --> 00:44:32,960 A big shot. 560 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:37,460 - I told you he's related of my brother-in-law? - At least 108 times. 561 00:44:37,590 --> 00:44:39,050 < Listen... 562 00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:42,590 ...the sign is wrong. 563 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,220 Jerry Salerno. 564 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,600 I'm hungry, let's go. 565 00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:51,930 - Is it him? - He's very good. 566 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:54,100 - He's number one. - Okay go... 567 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,860 Where exactly is this Jerry from? 568 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:06,570 Never ask him if he is from Bari. 569 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:09,120 Never say Bari, he is from Milan. 570 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,500 - Remember, about Milan. - I understand. 571 00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:15,880 - He's from Bari, but he says he is of Milan. - Good. - A repentant! 572 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,130 We missed it! We are now full. 573 00:45:41,730 --> 00:45:43,780 Anyway, I'm Pino. 574 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:50,410 Out of curiosity, Mr. Jerry... 575 00:45:50,490 --> 00:45:54,750 ...exactly which way are you coming from the north? 576 00:45:54,790 --> 00:45:56,790 It's not important. 577 00:45:58,130 --> 00:46:02,300 - "It's not important." - No, he's very determined. 578 00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:05,130 - He's number one. - And one from before is two. 579 00:46:05,170 --> 00:46:07,390 We have Jerry and Tom. 580 00:46:09,050 --> 00:46:10,550 Tom and Jerry, Cetto. 581 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,680 Jerry and Tom. 582 00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:30,450 First thing tomorrow morning the 20,000 down payment. 583 00:46:30,530 --> 00:46:33,410 - See you at my hotel at 7 o'clock. - At 7? 584 00:46:33,450 --> 00:46:36,210 - At 7pm. - That's 7pm. 585 00:46:36,290 --> 00:46:39,420 7 is 7, no matter what anyone says. 586 00:46:42,460 --> 00:46:46,220 I haven't woken up at 7 since '82. 587 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:48,840 We know, Invalid. 588 00:47:10,450 --> 00:47:11,990 At that time? 589 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:16,370 The appointment was at 7. It's 7:15. 590 00:47:16,450 --> 00:47:19,710 - It's not important. - It's important though. 591 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,090 It starts with punctuality. 592 00:47:23,130 --> 00:47:26,760 - Guagliaò, make coffee on repeat! Never stop. - At your disposal. 593 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,880 I brought the money, you can count them if you want. 594 00:47:29,970 --> 00:47:32,390 - Here, Mr. Jerry... - Punctuality. 595 00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:40,230 What are you doing, a classical ballet? The tippe stages? 596 00:47:40,270 --> 00:47:43,770 Belly dance facemu? 597 00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:54,740 No art is more difficult of gaining consensus. 598 00:47:55,410 --> 00:47:57,290 It's like a war. 599 00:47:57,370 --> 00:48:01,000 The essential objective of war it's victory. 600 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,000 And I want to win. 601 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,380 Only by obeying at the central command you win. 602 00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:10,510 And here is the central command... 603 00:48:10,550 --> 00:48:12,890 ...they are me. Do you understand? 604 00:48:12,930 --> 00:48:17,680 Who landed in Normandy? I didn't serve in the military. 605 00:48:17,810 --> 00:48:19,390 I was busy. 606 00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:25,520 Without a doubt it is in him something ancestral. 607 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,570 A sort of primordial instinct... 608 00:48:28,690 --> 00:48:31,200 ...something animal. 609 00:48:32,150 --> 00:48:35,700 But it's not enough, we have to work. 610 00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,910 Work my way. 611 00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:42,960 Agree to do that what do I say or give up? 612 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,460 Sorry, I have an appointment. I have to go and think. 613 00:48:47,590 --> 00:48:49,960 Think about it too. 614 00:48:50,090 --> 00:48:53,220 Everyone likes to reflect not just her. 615 00:48:53,340 --> 00:48:57,970 But I recommend, Don't do it in front of others. 616 00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:00,350 Do you understand, Jerry? 617 00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:05,980 He seems stupid but he knows the tricks! Well done Jerry! 618 00:49:06,060 --> 00:49:09,480 - Look, Any... - The Whatever. 619 00:49:09,570 --> 00:49:11,740 Do you want to win the elections? 620 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,950 Without a doubt. 621 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:25,580 First always remember: she is his first advertisement. 622 00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:28,960 < The candidate's image it is like the image of the warrior. 623 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:36,220 < Must instill fear in the opponent and inspire respect in the troops. 624 00:49:36,260 --> 00:49:40,140 - Please advise me, everything is crosswise, eh? - Yes, don't worry. 625 00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:44,890 - Nino, what happened to him your son Francis? - He left. 626 00:49:45,020 --> 00:49:47,020 He went north. 627 00:49:48,650 --> 00:49:53,990 The boy is talented and now it has been very successful. 628 00:49:54,030 --> 00:49:56,110 Truly? 629 00:49:57,110 --> 00:49:59,160 Now he is a stylist. 630 00:50:00,740 --> 00:50:03,160 He did well to leave, you know? 631 00:50:03,290 --> 00:50:06,500 He was shaking. The boy he could not remain in the country. 632 00:50:06,540 --> 00:50:09,170 He was, how to say... too much of a stylist. 633 00:50:09,290 --> 00:50:11,800 Careful! 634 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:16,300 Hunt and hands, Ninuzzo! 635 00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:27,190 Once the look is done we need to work on the public image. 636 00:50:27,310 --> 00:50:30,060 - Here we are! Come down! - I don't want to stay here. 637 00:50:30,190 --> 00:50:33,530 We have to free ourselves of the burdens of the past... 638 00:50:33,570 --> 00:50:37,700 ...eliminate all traces of attackable behaviors. 639 00:50:37,820 --> 00:50:42,700 < In short, the candidate must always be flawless. 640 00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:44,700 Here you go, go! 641 00:50:44,790 --> 00:50:47,670 It's beautiful here! Do you like it? 642 00:50:47,710 --> 00:50:50,460 Hello have fun! You too, eh! 643 00:50:50,540 --> 00:50:53,210 Once freed of the burdens of the past... 644 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:57,420 ...she will have to recover on the family's land. 645 00:50:57,470 --> 00:51:02,470 < We absolutely must give an idea of respectability. 646 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,350 < You and your wife you will take walks in the village... 647 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,600 ...especially in crowded situations. 648 00:51:09,690 --> 00:51:13,730 < People have to think that you are a model couple. 649 00:51:13,860 --> 00:51:16,990 - Bye bye! - She's a whore, slut... 650 00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:19,240 - Good morning! - She's a whore! 651 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,240 - Good morning... good morning! - Tappinara. 652 00:51:22,370 --> 00:51:24,990 From tomorrow she he will take care of his son... 653 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,960 ...the young warrior. 654 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,210 Melo, today you decide. 655 00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:33,130 Tell me where you want to go. 656 00:51:35,710 --> 00:51:39,590 There is a beautiful painting exhibition, maybe we could go there. 657 00:51:40,470 --> 00:51:44,760 I'll take you to paint, I have brushes in the car. 658 00:51:44,890 --> 00:51:47,270 - Do you want to smoke? - No, dad. 659 00:51:47,350 --> 00:51:49,890 You don't even smoke? All right. 660 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,780 The trait is there, the brushstroke is not decisive. 661 00:52:04,910 --> 00:52:09,160 Among the most urgent things will have to bring its premises up to standard. 662 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:19,050 < He must behave like a civilized person and rely on an accountant. 663 00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:22,050 - Do you like my drawing? - Yes, dad. 664 00:52:22,180 --> 00:52:24,140 Let's reload. 665 00:52:24,180 --> 00:52:26,060 The time has come to pay taxes... 666 00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:27,560 ...even down here. 667 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:31,560 Everything's fine, but I don't pay taxes! 668 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,810 I am a gentleman, I have a name in town! 669 00:52:37,070 --> 00:52:41,650 - Cetto, you have to pay taxes. - I said no and it's no! 670 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,280 Okay but then yes how or the fuck... 671 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,450 Attention, The Whatever. 672 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,700 All right. 673 00:52:54,710 --> 00:52:58,550 But at least the culture, I recommend! 674 00:52:59,590 --> 00:53:01,970 - What? - Culture! 675 00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:05,590 At least it's free? 676 00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:08,470 Without a doubt. 677 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:15,190 And such fear, some days, to find each other... 678 00:53:15,230 --> 00:53:21,110 ...with hours ahead of him before the sleep bell... 679 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:24,740 ...and nothing more to say... 680 00:53:24,820 --> 00:53:28,330 ...and nothing more to do. 681 00:53:28,370 --> 00:53:31,750 And now Willie? 682 00:53:31,870 --> 00:53:35,500 Do something! 683 00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:38,380 Do something! 684 00:53:45,340 --> 00:53:49,260 And then... recommend me! We live in a Catholic country. 685 00:53:49,390 --> 00:53:52,730 I want to see it on Sunday in the front row of his church. 686 00:53:52,770 --> 00:53:55,640 - The mumènt will arrive. It's fundamental! - All right. 687 00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:59,400 Good! 688 00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,020 Let's pray. 689 00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:06,910 Summoned by the Lord for this Eucharistic celebration... 690 00:54:07,030 --> 00:54:10,530 ...we ask for the conversion of the heart and the forgiveness of sins. 691 00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:13,120 Sir... 692 00:54:14,290 --> 00:54:19,000 ...forgive our pride and the race for first places. - Ready? 693 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,300 00:54:23,550 00:54:27,800 ...the poor and the suffering. - I'm at some kind of meeting. 696 00:54:27,890 --> 00:54:30,680 It's a pain in the ass I'm not telling you, look... 697 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,640 Okay, I'll stop by at 11. 698 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:39,270 We are in a church, a little good manners! 699 00:54:39,310 --> 00:54:41,900 Emotionally it's true. Priest, I'm calling. 700 00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:45,150 Please turn down the volume. A little creativity. 701 00:54:45,190 --> 00:54:46,450 But really! 702 00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:54,080 Hi, let's think about it later. 703 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,460 All right, bye. 704 00:54:56,540 --> 00:54:58,710 Please. 705 00:54:58,790 --> 00:55:01,590 Almighty God, have mercy on us... 706 00:55:01,670 --> 00:55:03,590 ...forgive our sins... 707 00:55:03,670 --> 00:55:07,550 ...and lead us to eternal life. < Amen. 708 00:55:07,590 --> 00:55:12,180 Someone wants to get closer to read a passage of scripture? 709 00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:14,180 < You're welcome! 710 00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:15,970 Go! 711 00:55:24,190 --> 00:55:26,240 Dear friends and relatives... 712 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:31,450 ...as you well know they are the candidate for mayor of the town. 713 00:55:31,490 --> 00:55:36,330 - Even though I know you will vote for me... - This is the house of the Lord! 714 00:55:36,370 --> 00:55:37,750 There's no politics here! 715 00:55:37,830 --> 00:55:42,080 Priest, every Sunday for years hold your rallies here. 716 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:45,880 Vote for that, don't vote for that, vote for the Christian Party etc. etc. 717 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:50,380 And now you turn against me? Do you want the feast of San Rocco? 718 00:55:50,510 --> 00:55:52,590 Do you want the Municipality's contribution? 719 00:55:56,220 --> 00:56:01,100 So, vote for me and I will rebuild the church. 720 00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:05,480 And we fire u parrin, I'm sorry. 721 00:56:06,650 --> 00:56:11,490 One last thing: it's not enough to go to church. 722 00:56:11,530 --> 00:56:13,660 < It takes an act of humility. 723 00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:20,500 < They have to see you in the confessional to amend his sins. 724 00:56:20,540 --> 00:56:22,670 Priest, I almost forgot. 725 00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:24,630 There's one more thing. 726 00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:31,170 - There are no cameras here, right? - Don't talk nonsense. 727 00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:33,260 In short, the ultimate nonsense. 728 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,680 - I killed a man. - When was it? 729 00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:42,140 Tomorrow afternoon. 730 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,070 There is definitely an improvement... 731 00:56:48,190 --> 00:56:50,070 ...but that's not enough. 732 00:56:50,150 --> 00:56:54,660 The polls say we are distant five points from De Santis. 733 00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:56,830 We still have to work. 734 00:56:57,660 --> 00:57:00,160 He will work, he will work, he will work. 735 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:04,920 The best solution it is always the simplest. 736 00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,540 I had a definitive idea. 737 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:09,050 De Santis must be killed. 738 00:57:10,710 --> 00:57:12,470 I do not know. 739 00:57:12,590 --> 00:57:16,720 If we kill De Santis... 740 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,720 ...then becomes a martyr? 741 00:57:19,810 --> 00:57:23,850 - We need to think about it carefully. - We could only hurt him seriously. 742 00:57:23,980 --> 00:57:27,980 So maybe he kindly withdraws or on average he gets sick... 743 00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:30,360 ...and dies on his own. 744 00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:36,110 Why don't we plant a bomb? 745 00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:40,990 What do you have in that head of southerners? A kilo of nduja? 746 00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:45,960 If we take out the first candidate, behind him there is another... 747 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:51,510 ...and then another and then another. There are 12 candidates! 748 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,880 Kill 12 candidates... 749 00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,510 It's not good, it's too distracting. 750 00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:04,020 - Mrs. Carmen. - Sorry, she's my wife. 751 00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:06,020 Yes, ready? 752 00:58:08,230 --> 00:58:10,110 But really? 753 00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:14,150 Damn damn! 754 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,900 He comes...? 755 00:58:16,030 --> 00:58:17,660 < Pure! 756 00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:19,780 00:58:23,120 Okay, yeah... bye, bye, bye. 758 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:28,500 Lieutenant Cavallaro introduced himself at home with finance. 759 00:58:28,540 --> 00:58:31,670 My wife says they put the house underneath. 760 00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:33,670 Upside down, Cetto. 761 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,300 Below below. 762 00:58:35,380 --> 00:58:39,930 - What were they looking for? - Invoice receipts, papers, books, pencils, markers... 763 00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:43,430 Things that concern the pizzeria. 764 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,440 00:58:52,190 According to them the amphorae of the pizzeria are stolen. 766 00:58:54,070 --> 00:58:57,280 I found it while digging in the village. 767 00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,030 Crazy things! 768 00:58:59,070 --> 00:59:04,330 They left a letter, they talk about an inscription. 769 00:59:04,450 --> 00:59:06,790 It's not a club card. 770 00:59:08,330 --> 00:59:12,170 It's about registration to the register of suspects. 771 00:59:12,210 --> 00:59:15,210 There will be an arrest... prison! 772 00:59:17,970 --> 00:59:23,100 They want to arrest me right now? That's enough! 773 00:59:23,970 --> 00:59:26,560 What a piece of cake! 774 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,480 Right now that we had done it. 775 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,940 That was enough! 776 00:59:32,730 --> 00:59:36,610 - Enough of a lieutenant! - Eh, damn! Phew! 777 00:59:37,990 --> 00:59:39,820 Very good. 778 00:59:39,860 --> 00:59:42,490 We'll give them what they want. 779 01:00:05,350 --> 01:00:07,390 Don't make that face. 780 01:00:07,470 --> 01:00:10,770 It's nonsense, you know I love you. 781 01:00:12,270 --> 01:00:14,150 Smile, Meluzzo. 782 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,400 All right. 783 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:24,030 Are you happy that dad Did the pizzeria register in your name? 784 01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:27,040 - Yes, thanks dad. - Come on, go! 785 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:33,040 - HI! - Hello, dad. 786 01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:37,920 < Hello! He has become a little man. - Hello, dad! 787 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,010 - I already miss him. - Hello, Melo! 788 01:00:41,050 --> 01:00:43,680 What do you want? It's life! 789 01:00:47,430 --> 01:00:50,680 My son made a mistake and it's already paying. 790 01:00:50,810 --> 01:00:54,650 I am innocent. 791 01:00:54,690 --> 01:00:59,150 De Santis tried to frame me. That's enough! That cain! 792 01:00:59,190 --> 01:01:01,320 Vote and let people vote Cetto The Whatever! 793 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,950 Purity, loyalty, freedom! 794 01:01:05,070 --> 01:01:08,290 My son made a mistake and it's already paying. 795 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,800 Poor Apple! 796 01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:26,680 But what is his fault? 797 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,470 He's just a kid. 798 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,180 He's just a little boy! 799 01:01:33,730 --> 01:01:35,350 Picciriddu meu... 800 01:01:38,610 --> 01:01:41,740 My darling! 801 01:01:41,820 --> 01:01:44,860 Prison is educational, it's a kind of university. 802 01:01:44,950 --> 01:01:48,740 Then we are under elections. Carmen, think. 803 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:52,000 In a moment like this, better him than me. 804 01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,080 It's less noticeable, Carmen. 805 01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,750 Fuck you! 806 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,510 Will I take these to Melo? 807 01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:12,890 I fell in love with you seeing you, you leaving the house... 808 01:02:13,890 --> 01:02:16,140 ...about you. 809 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:20,770 In this world of words everyone has their own. 810 01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:22,650 I have mine. 811 01:02:23,650 --> 01:02:24,900 I love you. 812 01:02:25,030 --> 01:02:28,160 I love you, I love you! 813 01:02:31,410 --> 01:02:34,660 Long live Pino, long live Svetlana, long live love! 814 01:02:34,790 --> 01:02:39,130 - Long live the newlyweds! < Thank you, thank you! 815 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,300 Dear Pino and Svetlana... 816 01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:46,170 ...this is the second day most beautiful of your life. 817 01:02:46,260 --> 01:02:51,680 - The first day will be when you vote Cetto The Whatever! - Well done! 818 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:56,940 Vote and let Cetto La Quale vote! 819 01:02:57,060 --> 01:03:00,440 Whatever, anyway and by the way! 820 01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,820 She and I need to talk. 821 01:03:03,940 --> 01:03:07,570 - We need to talk! - Dear Jerry, the cake has arrived. 822 01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:11,200 - Have a glass. Come, Thing! - I'm not thirsty, okay? 823 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:15,540 - What did I tell you? - I can't remember everything. 824 01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:18,290 I told her not to be seen around... 825 01:03:18,330 --> 01:03:22,590 ...with people other than his wife but only with his wife. 826 01:03:22,710 --> 01:03:26,590 I'm the one who doesn't make myself understood or is it she who doesn't understand me? 827 01:03:26,670 --> 01:03:31,090 Both things, but today is Pino's wedding. 828 01:03:31,180 --> 01:03:35,100 - Let's bend the rules. - No breaking the rules! 829 01:03:35,180 --> 01:03:36,600 Until the elections! 830 01:03:36,730 --> 01:03:39,230 But he's a complete idiot! Tremon! 831 01:03:39,310 --> 01:03:43,860 I mean, it's full of people. 832 01:03:43,940 --> 01:03:47,490 There could be some journalists around. 833 01:03:47,570 --> 01:03:51,740 The lady kindly he comes away with me. 834 01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:53,740 - Please. - I'm the lady. 835 01:03:53,870 --> 01:03:55,990 - Certain. - Thank you. 836 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,500 < Chauffeur! 01:04:00,750 All right, go. 838 01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:04,130 Cetto, leave her alone! 839 01:04:04,210 --> 01:04:08,760 In honor of Pino and Svetlana, I dedicate a poem to you. 840 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:13,140 The poem is titled “Windy feeling.” 841 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,150 Please. 842 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:40,000 If during the day it turns beautiful... 843 01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:42,040 ...if in the evening it turns ugly... 844 01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:45,790 ...after the Carousel I'll come at two and throw it to you. 845 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:49,010 - Well done, Cetto! - You are our future! 846 01:04:49,050 --> 01:04:51,550 01:04:54,430 Damn! Damn! Damn! 848 01:04:54,550 --> 01:04:56,930 Damn! Damn! 849 01:04:58,180 --> 01:05:00,180 Dear voter friends... 850 01:05:00,270 --> 01:05:03,810 ...and lie down electric friends of Marina di Sopra... 851 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:07,570 ...I was asked if I was elected what do I intend to do... 852 01:05:07,650 --> 01:05:09,070 ...for the poor and needy. 853 01:05:09,190 --> 01:05:11,400 A blessed fuck! 854 01:05:14,820 --> 01:05:17,950 It's time to end it! The needy is a mania. 855 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:22,080 I too am in need of votes, emotionally I need them more than oxygen. 856 01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:24,830 Here we are at war, I don't take prisoners. 857 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,460 If you vote for me, I'll find you a job. 858 01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:29,420 If you don't vote for me, 'nto culu a ttia and to the whole family! 859 01:05:29,460 --> 01:05:31,300 Applause! 860 01:05:34,340 --> 01:05:38,220 I love the fight, Above all, I don't like pacifists... 861 01:05:38,350 --> 01:05:40,560 ...in the person of De Santis... 862 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:43,600 ...our Giovanni De Santis of our civic list. 863 01:05:43,690 --> 01:05:47,360 De Santis, I won't spit on you if not I will perfume you... 864 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:51,070 ...I don't piss you, I wash you, I don't care that I powder you. 865 01:05:51,110 --> 01:05:55,860 Giovanni De Santis: to Bastasu, to Cainu... 866 01:05:55,990 --> 01:05:57,740 Phew! 867 01:05:57,870 --> 01:05:59,620 Excuse me. 868 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:04,370 You have fixed yourself that problems of the South are the work... 869 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:06,580 ...economic development... 870 01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:09,590 ...the valorization of natural resources. 871 01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:12,960 But what's the matter with more nature, eh? 872 01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:17,140 Here we don't need work, it's well known. 873 01:06:17,260 --> 01:06:20,760 If one can write two checks empty, it does not die of hunger. 874 01:06:20,850 --> 01:06:23,850 There is no need for school facilities here and efficient hospitals. 875 01:06:23,890 --> 01:06:27,100 We need a pilu here, gentlemen! 876 01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:33,230 Doubts have even been raised about my sexual performance. 877 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,360 Oh! 878 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:38,160 Damn, damn, damn! 879 01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:41,280 Lu, yu, yu! 880 01:06:41,370 --> 01:06:45,910 The undersigned boasts of having had sexual relations... 881 01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:49,920 ...with more than 16,000 foreigners of 106 different colors. 882 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,920 I spent a fortune but I did it. 883 01:06:52,050 --> 01:06:53,920 First of all love. 884 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:58,640 They even rose up doubts when I proposed... 885 01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:04,810 ...to entrust "The Stranger" to Pino the role of primary... 886 01:07:04,930 --> 01:07:08,390 ...in the cardiac surgery department to the hospital. 887 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:13,440 The scoop of these infamous people it would be that Pino doesn't have a degree. 888 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,650 But what the fuck does he need a degree for? 889 01:07:16,690 --> 01:07:20,030 Pino has two fairy hands. 890 01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:21,700 It can operate. 891 01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:26,580 You should see it as a fillet the dolphins he catches. 892 01:07:26,660 --> 01:07:29,960 You should see it as straw the fawns he hunts. 893 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:33,710 What the fuck does he need a degree for? Whatever and always. 894 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:37,720 If I'm elected, I'll get hired 7,000/8,000 forestry workers. 895 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:42,300 We'll put in a forester for each tree. Applause! 896 01:07:45,970 --> 01:07:49,560 Thanks for coming, vote for Cetto La Quale. 897 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:53,610 With words I would have finished, Now let's let the facts speak. 898 01:07:53,690 --> 01:07:55,980 Let the facts speak! 899 01:07:56,070 --> 01:07:58,570 Vote for Cetto La Quale! 900 01:07:58,610 --> 01:08:02,990 Politics that descends among the people! Vote for Cetto La Quale! 901 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,240 It's all free! 902 01:08:10,710 --> 01:08:16,000 Incidentally, they don't cost anything, it's all offered by Cetto La Quale! 903 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,790 So, Cetto... 904 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:57,300 ...let's start from scratch. 905 01:08:57,380 --> 01:09:00,130 What you have to do when does the opponent speak? 906 01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:04,260 - The last TV duel is crucial. - This is easy. 907 01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:07,680 When De Santis speaks, I get up and leave. 908 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:10,270 Don't be a jerk, come on. 909 01:09:10,310 --> 01:09:14,940 When De Santis speaks, I would go and take a piss. 910 01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:17,440 Come on, we've said it a hundred times. 911 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:21,400 When De Santis speaks, you just have to shake your head. 912 01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:23,910 As if to say "it's not right, it's not right." 913 01:09:23,950 --> 01:09:29,330 When they frame you, you have to repeat the sentences you say are half-hearted. 914 01:09:29,450 --> 01:09:32,580 Damn damn! But what a shame! 915 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:36,420 Or even "Incidentally, whatever, without doubt." 916 01:09:36,460 --> 01:09:39,710 So he gets pissed off and we put it in a bad light. 917 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:43,050 - Do you understand? - Pissing is more effective... 918 01:09:43,090 --> 01:09:46,590 ...but if you say that, we do as you want. 919 01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:50,930 Come on, let's start from the beginning. 920 01:09:50,970 --> 01:09:55,980 We've been going for three hours, Can't we take a break? 921 01:09:56,060 --> 01:09:57,690 Let's repeat from the beginning, come on. 922 01:09:57,730 --> 01:10:00,480 When I enter the studio, I get closer to De Santis... 923 01:10:00,610 --> 01:10:04,320 ...I give him my hand then I smile at him and spit at him. 924 01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:06,990 - Then you're a creep. - I was joking, come on. 925 01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:10,830 I shake his hand and greet the audience and the journalists, then I sit down. 926 01:10:10,870 --> 01:10:12,370 Very good. 927 01:10:12,450 --> 01:10:15,000 - Calogero! - Yes, tell me. 928 01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:19,750 If she found the girl in the camper... 929 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:23,260 01:10:28,090 I look like the Sun King! I look like a Riace Bronze. 931 01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:30,970 < Well, to conclude the discussion... 932 01:10:31,010 --> 01:10:35,520 ...this year the voters they have a great responsibility. 933 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:40,730 - What a shame, it's not possible! - I was saying that the voters... 934 01:10:40,770 --> 01:10:44,650 ...of Marina di Sopra they must choose what... - It's incredible! 935 01:10:44,780 --> 01:10:47,030 It's a shame, it's not possible, how disgusting! 936 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:50,620 What are you muttering? It's not possible here to develop a concept. 937 01:10:50,660 --> 01:10:54,290 I mumble as much as I want! We are in a democracy! 938 01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:59,290 And then as a key principle De Santis, mind your own business! 939 01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:01,290 < Well done! 940 01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:06,050 Calogero, you allow my opponent to speak to me with this language? 941 01:11:06,170 --> 01:11:09,890 How touchy! But have a good laugh! 942 01:11:09,930 --> 01:11:13,680 Mr. Whatever, I apologize on behalf of your opponent. 943 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:16,310 We are in a free transmission, he can do and say whatever he wants. 944 01:11:16,430 --> 01:11:20,690 She takes sides in an indecent way for my opponent. 945 01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:24,070 Don't talk nonsense, show respect and don't take it out on me. 946 01:11:24,150 --> 01:11:25,940 She's terribly boring. 947 01:11:26,070 --> 01:11:28,570 - Hurry up, then it's La Quale's turn. - But I'm just getting started. 948 01:11:28,700 --> 01:11:31,820 And you've already screwed it up, think what will happen if you continue. 949 01:11:31,950 --> 01:11:35,700 You better stop, get back, wash your feet and take care of yourself! 950 01:11:38,210 --> 01:11:41,080 - It's perfect! - Absolutely! 951 01:11:41,170 --> 01:11:43,170 It's God! 952 01:11:48,670 --> 01:11:51,930 - And it's also beautiful, beautiful! - If you vote for me, you will have everything. 953 01:11:51,970 --> 01:11:56,600 Jewellery, boats, private rooms... 954 01:11:57,230 --> 01:12:01,100 ...clams and champagne. - But what are you saying? 955 01:12:01,230 --> 01:12:04,980 < We will organize pilu seminars. - At that time? - Shh! 956 01:12:05,110 --> 01:12:08,240 < And we will give everyone pilu tattoos! 957 01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:10,360 Is he your dad? 958 01:12:10,450 --> 01:12:13,320 I met him, he is a good person. 959 01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:16,620 It is evident that they are promises he won't be able to keep! 960 01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:18,830 She sticks to the facts. 961 01:12:18,870 --> 01:12:21,620 She is the host or his lawyer? 962 01:12:21,710 --> 01:12:24,380 But will you shut up for a moment? 963 01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:28,090 < And cicik and cicik! But let me work. Go for a walk. 964 01:12:28,130 --> 01:12:33,390 I insist they won't be there more gas and electricity bills. 965 01:12:33,510 --> 01:12:35,470 Kill the greed! 966 01:12:36,390 --> 01:12:38,270 Bravo! Bravo! 967 01:12:38,390 --> 01:12:41,640 But how good and good! It's all nonsense! 968 01:12:41,770 --> 01:12:43,350 Still better than the bullshit you say. 969 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:47,230 Solidarity, participation... 970 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,740 What a cousin! 971 01:12:49,780 --> 01:12:52,740 - We will also abolish ICI. - But it has already been abolished. 972 01:12:52,780 --> 01:12:55,870 We will abolish it again, abolished twice. 973 01:12:55,910 --> 01:13:00,040 If you are not happy, we will remove the garbage tax... 974 01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,120 ...car tax and insurance. 975 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,920 Applause! 976 01:13:04,540 --> 01:13:07,550 - Sacrifices must be made. - Very, very good. 977 01:13:07,670 --> 01:13:11,050 We have reached the end of our comparison. 978 01:13:11,130 --> 01:13:15,300 But how at the end? He talked three times as much as me! 979 01:13:15,390 --> 01:13:19,310 - I couldn't complete a concept. - I wouldn't brag about it. 980 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:25,060 Dear viewers, It was a great debate. 981 01:13:25,150 --> 01:13:28,690 Some important things were said on the future of Marina di Sopra. 982 01:13:28,770 --> 01:13:32,700 We have done our part, now the choice is yours. 983 01:13:32,820 --> 01:13:34,910 Good evening everyone... and hello! 984 01:13:34,950 --> 01:13:38,330 Mr. Calogero, make me say a couple more things? 985 01:13:38,450 --> 01:13:40,830 - Of course, of course! - But weren't we finished? 986 01:13:40,910 --> 01:13:43,580 De Santis, now he's exaggerating! 987 01:13:43,660 --> 01:13:48,040 I've never had it dealing with a politician... 988 01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:52,420 ...as insolent as she is. - You're stinky! Shame on you! 989 01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:57,180 Whatever, I apologize in my name and that of the broadcaster. 990 01:13:57,220 --> 01:14:01,810 I guarantee you next time he will have a space for her alone. 991 01:14:01,850 --> 01:14:03,730 She can't! 992 01:14:03,810 --> 01:14:08,110 - This is my broadcast and I do as I please. - Well done! 993 01:14:08,190 --> 01:14:10,610 Whatever, just conclude. 994 01:14:10,730 --> 01:14:12,440 Direction, take the individual away from me. 995 01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:13,740 Thank you. 996 01:14:13,860 --> 01:14:17,070 We will give 1,000 euros per person. 997 01:14:18,450 --> 01:14:20,580 - 2,000! - Well done! 998 01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:25,120 And we paint everyone's house, for free! 999 01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:27,250 Swordfish will return to the coast! 1000 01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:32,210 - Good. - We will bring pilu boats! 1001 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,760 Ships full of pilu! 1002 01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:36,840 In short, very much more! 1003 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:39,140 - Well done! - Very good! 1004 01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:45,020 - It's a promise. - This is a beautiful conclusion. 1005 01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:48,150 Thanks to all of you, good evening everyone... and hello! 1006 01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:54,360 Dear Calogero, thank you. 1007 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:58,860 - So, how did it go? - Impeccable management! 1008 01:14:58,910 --> 01:15:02,280 - Compliments! - Jerry, it's done. - I'd say we exaggerated. 1009 01:15:02,410 --> 01:15:07,040 I figured out the trick: you say something stupid and everyone votes for you. 1010 01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:10,380 - See you Sunday afternoon. - Why Sunday? 1011 01:15:10,420 --> 01:15:12,920 What did you tell me about the day before the elections? 1012 01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:15,920 I told you there is the pause for reflection. 1013 01:15:16,050 --> 01:15:19,930 From today to Sunday I reflect, but I think hard. 1014 01:15:20,010 --> 01:15:22,810 - I didn't tell you... - You told me! 1015 01:15:22,890 --> 01:15:25,180 I have a desire to reflect you can't even imagine it. 1016 01:15:25,310 --> 01:15:27,810 Consider too that it is good for your skin. 1017 01:15:49,830 --> 01:15:51,790 So, Don Cetto! 1018 01:15:56,170 --> 01:15:59,220 < A beautiful smile! One with the lady. 1019 01:16:06,970 --> 01:16:08,850 - Congratulations! - Bye bye! 1020 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:13,860 Look who's here, my cousin! 1021 01:16:14,980 --> 01:16:20,070 - Without a doubt it is a beautiful day. - And where are you taking me now? 1022 01:16:20,110 --> 01:16:23,700 - I'm going for a walk. - But what's happening? 1023 01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:27,870 - Leave me, Cain! - Force! 1024 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,750 - HI! - Cuckold! 1025 01:16:30,830 --> 01:16:34,880 - HI! - Bastard! Horned! 1026 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,500 Horned! 1027 01:16:36,590 --> 01:16:39,510 Bastard! Bastard! 1028 01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:45,470 Who ddu cugghiuna, what an effort! 1029 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:54,270 Oh, darling! Love! 1030 01:17:00,650 --> 01:17:04,280 - Where are you going? - Going for a walk. 1031 01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:08,540 I had a busy night. 1032 01:17:08,620 --> 01:17:11,540 The work isn't finished. 1033 01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:15,630 Elections are often won the last day, at the photo finish. 1034 01:17:15,670 --> 01:17:18,050 Sorry, look. 1035 01:17:18,130 --> 01:17:23,260 - This is the to-do list. - Who ddu cugghiuna! - Come on, come on! 1036 01:17:23,300 --> 01:17:26,430 Courage, the last effort! Eh! 1037 01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:34,150 01:17:36,440 Then he'll offer you beer Cetto The Whatever! 1039 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:40,570 Even tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Including croissants and cappuccino. 1040 01:17:40,650 --> 01:17:45,450 Now everyone at the polls, okay? Alfredo, everything paid for, eh? 1041 01:17:45,530 --> 01:17:46,820 Cetto The Whatever! 1042 01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:53,910 Thank you. 1043 01:17:57,540 --> 01:18:01,460 My little village it's close to the playa. 1044 01:18:01,550 --> 01:18:05,090 It's very small, it is very clean. 1045 01:18:05,930 --> 01:18:07,470 Very nice. 1046 01:18:09,180 --> 01:18:10,850 My life is there. 1047 01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:14,480 My little girl was born there. 1048 01:18:16,060 --> 01:18:20,190 I don't like this country. 1049 01:18:21,070 --> 01:18:24,990 Of course, it's normal Isabela. 1050 01:18:25,070 --> 01:18:29,070 We all want to return where we were happy. 1051 01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:33,620 Tell me more about your life, of your home. 1052 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:36,370 - Are you undecided too? - Yes, I'm undecided. 1053 01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:41,750 - Undecided. - Yes. 1054 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,340 Very indecisive. 1055 01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:51,470 - Cetto? - Hmm? - I'm quite undecided. 1056 01:18:51,510 --> 01:18:54,640 Do you know that you are enough? 1057 01:18:54,770 --> 01:18:57,270 - Definitely, huh? - Thank you, Cetto. 1058 01:18:57,350 --> 01:19:00,020 Vote for Cetto La Quale. 1059 01:19:00,150 --> 01:19:04,360 Ginuzzu bellu. I had inflammation of my tonsils. 1060 01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,530 You were so good... 1061 01:19:05,650 --> 01:19:08,360 Madam please silence, we are working here. 1062 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:11,370 Here we have six sure and one undecided. 1063 01:19:11,410 --> 01:19:15,620 - But with some clean sheets and two cooked pears he votes too. - All right. 1064 01:19:15,660 --> 01:19:19,540 So, how are we today? 1065 01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:24,050 Remember to vote for Cetto La Quale and from tomorrow health will smile on you. 1066 01:19:24,170 --> 01:19:27,300 You will receive a place in a single room, hydromassage, air conditioning... 1067 01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:29,800 ...and a good-looking nurse. What is your name? 1068 01:19:29,930 --> 01:19:32,430 Easy to remember. 1069 01:19:32,550 --> 01:19:35,060 The polling station It's down the hall. 1070 01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:37,560 Remember, vote for Cetto La Quale. 1071 01:19:41,440 --> 01:19:43,820 He speaks illiterate, but is nice. 1072 01:19:44,820 --> 01:19:49,450 Good morning, I'm Cetto La Quale, the candidate for mayor. 1073 01:19:49,570 --> 01:19:51,820 How's it going, everything okay? 1074 01:19:51,910 --> 01:19:53,780 What is this fly? 1075 01:19:53,830 --> 01:19:56,580 What is this silence? Say something, right? 1076 01:19:56,660 --> 01:20:01,080 - Afanculu! - I notice some dissatisfaction. 1077 01:20:01,790 --> 01:20:04,590 But if you vote for Cetto La Quale, the facts will come. 1078 01:20:04,710 --> 01:20:07,670 The Whatever: more facts and fewer words. 1079 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:12,970 But what facts and facts, here not the toilet doesn't even work! 1080 01:20:13,050 --> 01:20:17,350 - The hospital is full of mice! - Then a promise. 1081 01:20:17,430 --> 01:20:21,600 If the hospital is full of mice, I'll bring the cats. 1082 01:20:21,690 --> 01:20:23,980 And this is a promise. Promisingly! 1083 01:20:24,110 --> 01:20:26,940 < Vote for Cetto The Whatever! 1084 01:20:26,980 --> 01:20:28,860 Bye, bye, bye! 1085 01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:31,450 Fuck you too. Bye, bye, bye! 1086 01:20:31,490 --> 01:20:33,370 HI! 1087 01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:40,000 Come on! Come on, guys! 1088 01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:42,370 Courage, courage, courage! 1089 01:20:44,250 --> 01:20:47,380 Gentlemen, it's kind of a free trip. 1090 01:20:47,460 --> 01:20:50,260 Did you hear, ma'am? Lady! 1091 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:56,220 So, be careful. 1092 01:20:56,260 --> 01:21:00,520 At the polling station they will give you a piece of paper like this one. Do you see? 1093 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:03,730 There are various names on the piece of paper. 1094 01:21:03,770 --> 01:21:05,110 Huh? 1095 01:21:05,150 --> 01:21:10,900 Ma'am, don't be distracted. I don't want to repeat things six times. 1096 01:21:10,990 --> 01:21:13,160 - All right? < Sorry! 1097 01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:15,660 We were saying. 1098 01:21:15,740 --> 01:21:17,410 They give you a piece of paper. 1099 01:21:17,490 --> 01:21:21,290 You must put up the cross on the name Cetto La Quale... 1100 01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:24,790 ...what the trip offered you, that would be me. Did you understand? 1101 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,250 Yes, I understand. 1102 01:21:27,290 --> 01:21:30,300 But I know her and I don't vote for her. 1103 01:21:30,420 --> 01:21:32,170 Vote De Santis. 1104 01:22:02,330 --> 01:22:05,960 Permit! Let it pass! 1105 01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:08,170 Permit! After you! 1106 01:22:08,210 --> 01:22:10,960 It's still warm, everyone has the right to vote. 1107 01:22:11,050 --> 01:22:12,590 Permission, come on! 1108 01:22:12,710 --> 01:22:15,680 Come on, forward! Here you go. 1109 01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:20,310 We're about 2/3 of the way through of the sections examined. 1110 01:22:20,350 --> 01:22:25,560 The data keeps coming but we are not able to give you... 1111 01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:28,810 ...a definitive figure on what it will be like... 1112 01:22:28,860 --> 01:22:31,980 < Another update arrives. 1113 01:22:32,070 --> 01:22:36,990 01:22:39,580 This is data from ten minutes ago. 1115 01:22:39,620 --> 01:22:43,370 Right now he could win Whatever it is... 1116 01:22:43,450 --> 01:22:48,130 Come on, there are some problems. Turn off that TV. 1117 01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:50,500 The matter is not clear. 1118 01:22:50,630 --> 01:22:53,340 There is a head to head. 1119 01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:57,840 De Santis has some votes advantage, he could do it. 1120 01:22:57,890 --> 01:23:00,390 There are many abstentions here... 1121 01:23:00,510 --> 01:23:02,510 ...several null ballots. 1122 01:23:05,140 --> 01:23:08,270 Did you hear that, Jerry? What's going on? 1123 01:23:11,900 --> 01:23:17,400 01:23:21,030 What could have been done we did it. 1125 01:23:22,030 --> 01:23:23,910 All that remains is to wait. 1126 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,170 This is the game. 1127 01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:34,550 Sorry, I had a very hard day. 1128 01:23:34,670 --> 01:23:37,300 Oh, sure! 1129 01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:50,440 - Do tai chi! - Health. 1130 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:55,940 Gerardo Salerno. 1131 01:23:59,530 --> 01:24:04,450 Now we're all sitting on our hands and we wait for good news from heaven. 1132 01:24:07,580 --> 01:24:10,830 There's always your cousin Who counts the ballots? 1133 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:14,040 - Absolutely yes. - Call him. - Right away. 1134 01:24:14,710 --> 01:24:16,710 Blondie, call. 1135 01:24:21,050 --> 01:24:25,180 Vincenzo, I'm Biondo. What happens? 1136 01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:29,600 Good, good. 1137 01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:34,730 Good, great. There are many blank ballots. 1138 01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:40,490 Tell them to color them. 1139 01:24:40,570 --> 01:24:43,450 - But without getting dirty, a clean job. - Color. 1140 01:24:45,990 --> 01:24:48,330 This is the game. 1141 01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:51,250 < Nice game! 1142 01:24:51,330 --> 01:24:53,330 01:24:58,130 < Dear viewers, finally we can give you the great... 1144 01:24:58,260 --> 01:25:02,880 ...and long-awaited news: La Quale he is the new mayor of Marina di Sopra. 1145 01:25:03,010 --> 01:25:06,260 < This, gentlemen it's an extraordinary emotion. 1146 01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:18,730 Ndu culu! 1147 01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:26,740 Go, Cetto! 1148 01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:35,670 Long live Cetto! 1149 01:25:39,550 --> 01:25:41,920 Long live Cetto here! 1150 01:25:48,430 --> 01:25:50,310 It's an incredible achievement, an extraordinary emotion. 1151 01:25:50,390 --> 01:25:52,020 In the studio there is great euphoria... 1152 01:25:52,060 --> 01:25:55,400 ...as we can imagine be there in your home too. 1153 01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:57,310 Great Cetto who did it. 1154 01:25:57,440 --> 01:26:00,690 It is a very important result for our country. 1155 01:26:00,820 --> 01:26:03,070 Thank you so much. 1156 01:26:10,950 --> 01:26:13,710 Ready? I'm Jerry Salerno. 1157 01:26:13,790 --> 01:26:17,210 I would like to speak with Cavallaro, please. 1158 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:56,460 Hello, great man. 1159 01:26:57,500 --> 01:26:59,210 Hello, Cetto. 1160 01:27:01,380 --> 01:27:03,210 Take care. 1161 01:27:27,650 --> 01:27:29,780 Oh, hi Melo. 1162 01:27:29,870 --> 01:27:36,410 < Do you see that prison shapes? - Dad, meet Jennifer. 1163 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:39,170 Jennifer... show me? 1164 01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:42,750 01:27:47,380 - Excellent choice, Melo! - Ladies and gentlemen... 1166 01:27:47,420 --> 01:27:49,800 ...friends and supporters... 1167 01:27:49,930 --> 01:27:54,310 ...I am proud to present a special friend... 1168 01:27:54,430 --> 01:27:58,060 ...mayor Cetto La Quale! 1169 01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:21,040 Hello, good evening. 1170 01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:25,340 - I'm sorry to interrupt the party but I have a mandate. - Shame on you! 1171 01:28:25,460 --> 01:28:27,550 I'm the mayor! 1172 01:28:27,590 --> 01:28:31,970 You and the judiciary are enough you will not subvert the outcome of the elections. 1173 01:28:32,050 --> 01:28:35,600 What are you getting hot for? I'm not here for her. 1174 01:28:36,930 --> 01:28:38,350 - No? - No. 1175 01:28:38,430 --> 01:28:42,940 - Are you Isabela Pilar Dos Santos? - Yes, it's me. What happens? 1176 01:28:42,980 --> 01:28:45,860 She immigrated illegally in our country. 1177 01:28:47,230 --> 01:28:49,190 - What happens? - I did not understand. 1178 01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:52,950 Ma'am, you are under arrest and will be extradited as soon as possible. 1179 01:28:52,990 --> 01:28:56,620 - Please follow us. - Ah, but are you arresting her? 1180 01:28:56,700 --> 01:28:59,000 It gave me a scare! 1181 01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:01,620 But is this the way? 1182 01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:06,380 - And don't you take the little girl? - What little girl? - Yes, the little girl. 1183 01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:10,380 Cosetta... Sur... Wed... Frer... 1184 01:29:10,510 --> 01:29:13,340 What the fuck is his name? Really go! 1185 01:29:13,390 --> 01:29:15,760 - Okay, okay! - Until we meet again! 1186 01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:20,230 All right! Damn damn! 1187 01:29:25,270 --> 01:29:27,610 All right! Excuse me! 1188 01:29:27,650 --> 01:29:29,900 Excuse me! Excuse me! 1189 01:29:30,030 --> 01:29:32,530 Friends, sorry! 1190 01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:36,280 Nothing serious, she was an illegal immigrant. 1191 01:29:36,410 --> 01:29:40,410 On the other hand, here with us there is a lack of work for Italians. 1192 01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:45,420 It's not like we can accommodate everyone. Justice has triumphed! Music! 1193 01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:49,630 Music! Music! 1194 01:29:52,630 --> 01:29:54,380 Music! 1195 01:30:08,060 --> 01:30:10,530 - Ready? - He will work, he will work, he will work! 1196 01:30:10,570 --> 01:30:12,900 Hey there, our mayor! 1197 01:30:12,940 --> 01:30:18,450 - But what a nice surprise! 01:30:20,950 Where are you? Everything is fine? 1199 01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:25,790 - Let's say I can't complain. - My mandate ends in 5 years. 1200 01:30:25,830 --> 01:30:30,170 - Don't disappear, I need you. < Don't worry. 1201 01:30:30,210 --> 01:30:35,090 And then you and I have several things in common, do you understand? 1202 01:30:35,220 --> 01:30:37,680 < Our great man. 1203 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:40,600 I will never stop thanking you. 1204 01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:43,980 Me too, Cetto. Me too. 1205 01:30:45,850 --> 01:30:48,940 < See you soon, Jerry. 1206 01:30:48,980 --> 01:30:51,070 By the way but... 1207 01:30:51,110 --> 01:30:54,110 ...you finally understood what's the little girl's name? 1208 01:30:57,740 --> 01:31:00,870 Certain! Between... But... Sur... 1209 01:31:00,950 --> 01:31:02,870 Gee! 1210 01:31:02,950 --> 01:31:08,830 - What the fuck is this little girl's name? - Come on, we're starting. 1211 01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:12,130 - Yes, hi Jerry! HI! < Hi. 1212 01:31:16,380 --> 01:31:18,390 - Everything is fine? - Everything is fine. 1213 01:31:18,510 --> 01:31:20,970 Okay, okay. Walk... 1214 01:31:21,010 --> 01:31:22,970 01:31:26,520 There he is! Well done, well done! 1216 01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:28,520 Bravo! 1217 01:31:28,650 --> 01:31:31,150 Hello, dear Meluzzo. 1218 01:31:32,650 --> 01:31:34,530 Bye bye! 1219 01:31:34,650 --> 01:31:36,400 Here we are. 1220 01:31:36,530 --> 01:31:38,110 Gentlemen! 1221 01:31:40,410 --> 01:31:42,280 - Here we are! < Well done! 1222 01:31:42,910 --> 01:31:45,290 Dear friends! 1223 01:31:45,370 --> 01:31:48,790 And dear, too dear, councilors... 1224 01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:52,540 ...I'm here because I wasn't the only one who voted for me... 1225 01:31:52,630 --> 01:31:55,170 ...purely the people voted for me. 1226 01:31:55,300 --> 01:31:58,800 Gentlemen, we have done a lot for these people... 1227 01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:00,930 ...for this land. It's obvious. 1228 01:32:01,010 --> 01:32:03,300 And we can still do so much. 1229 01:32:03,390 --> 01:32:07,560 Gentlemen, indeed we will make the dream come true. 1230 01:32:08,690 --> 01:32:11,940 Gentlemen, we will build the bridge! 1231 01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:18,650 We will build a pilu bridge with a plush aisle... 1232 01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:22,410 ...for all my friends and it's just the beginning. You will see some beautiful ones! 1233 01:32:22,450 --> 01:32:25,450 This is a promise! Applause! 1234 01:32:26,950 --> 01:32:29,710 - A big round of applause! - Long live Cetto! 1235 01:32:29,790 --> 01:32:33,460 Think they wanted to throw it down this building... 1236 01:32:33,540 --> 01:32:35,460 ...because they said it was illegal... 1237 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:37,420 ...and instead I saved him. 1238 01:32:37,460 --> 01:32:41,340 Sixteen families will stay here, good people, all my constituents. 1239 01:32:41,430 --> 01:32:43,090 Practically relatives. 1240 01:32:43,220 --> 01:32:46,720 We will build a new country where everything is possible... 1241 01:32:46,810 --> 01:32:49,850 ...even having two wives, also don't pay taxes. 1242 01:32:49,980 --> 01:32:51,730 A country of pilu and reinforced concrete! 1243 01:32:51,850 --> 01:32:54,980 And if the bridge isn't enough, we will also make the tunnel... 1244 01:32:55,110 --> 01:32:57,440 ...because a hole always brings joy. 1245 01:32:57,480 --> 01:32:59,360 Whatever! 1246 01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:18,510 - The Capitol? - No! 1247 01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:21,760 - The Vatican? - No! 1248 01:33:21,880 --> 01:33:25,260 - The Pope is German. - Right, it's true. 1249 01:33:29,890 --> 01:33:33,980 - Palazzo Chigi! - No, not much. 1250 01:33:34,020 --> 01:33:36,770 Gentlemen, no offense to anyone. 1251 01:33:36,860 --> 01:33:37,960 I have it: 1252 01:33:39,050 --> 01:33:40,360 the Quirinale. 1253 01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:42,900 - I like. - We're home. 1254 01:36:49,110 --> 01:36:52,110 SUBTITLE GRAPHICS CREATED BY: FOREVER 1255 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:52,110 b 1256 01:36:53,530 --> 01:36:58,080 [ITALIAN]